These fellas are up to something. The problem is I don't know their names and I don't know what they're up to. Help me name these m-f-ers and come up with some sort of info about them. I'll try to find some time to do an illustration, comic strip or something involving these characters I'll post later. SHAZAM!!!!!!!
Friday, May 26, 2006
Who the F are these fellers?
These fellas are up to something. The problem is I don't know their names and I don't know what they're up to. Help me name these m-f-ers and come up with some sort of info about them. I'll try to find some time to do an illustration, comic strip or something involving these characters I'll post later. SHAZAM!!!!!!!
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I think the chicken's name is Harold...
These guys are dope, mister! I can't believe that with your job plus freelance, you even have time for personal stuff like this.
You are a maniac, and you rock!
I love you!
-beeps
Meet Tom, Dick and Harlod the Cock.
Tom smokes. The cigarettes produce copious mounts of smoke and he uses this to his advantage in tight situations. He speaks with a lisp. Ergo, he does not talk much.
Dick has a bat that he calls 'Woody'. He is voiced by Alfred Molina. But note his cool euro accent, it's more jive. Sam Jackson refused the role as he was committe to the Snakes on a Plane gig.
Harlod is a fucking chicken. His pecker is on his face. Whatt're ya gonna do?
Peace
Mr. Pickle (midget), Chaz (gun slinger) , & Pecker (enough said).
All good Ideas. You mofos know some shit. I'm diggin' on where this is going...... you know, with the peckers and what not.
If Harold is a chicken, then he/she is a chicken in man-drag, because that's a ROOSTER, baby! I think that could add a lot to the story - if Harold is a hermaphrodite who lays eggs after he humps herself.
The other two are Harold's bitches.
By the way, it's interesting that Anne named him after our grandpa. Hm...
Veteran detective gets assigned a rookie partner with a wild devil-may-care attitude and a pet rooster... well, I guess that's basically just the Lethal Weapon movies with livestock. But then it would make sense for the hermaphraditic rooster to be named Dirty Harry.
"Dammit Junior, your crazy antics are outa control! Listen, I was on the force back when your mamma was knitting you tiny baby gimp masks!"
And maybe little Dick is the smoking guy's son. And he's a troubled problem child because he's always wondering if Harry the hermaphradite is his mother. A suspision fuelled by Harry's amazing ability to knit.
Damn, that's funny. I don't know how you could go wrong with these characters.
Yo Colin, I'm not sure what I said wrong? I thought the characters I presented had some qualities that made them unique and appealing. I mean, I thought it was at least as good as Ians...
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